Hi And Welcome to my regular blog. I will try and keep it humorous which may mean mildly colourful language at times. I hope you enjoy it and won't be offended. In order to protect the guilty; no Customers will be mentioned by name unless it's complementary and even then I may opt for anonymity. This is only because I wanted to impress you by putting in the word "anonymity." If I can think of any other slightly more pointless and annoying rules, I will let you know in due course.
Hi all. Well I'm getting booked up to the gunnels this year with wedding gigs and birthday parties but of course there's still enough space to fit you in somewhere if you just give us a bell or fill out the enquiry form. you never know...
Well Becky and I are looking for a bigger place to operate from. This maisonette is just too damn small! We looked at an idilic place for rent in the countryside near here the other day. We didn't have an appointment with the agent yet but we had the address so we went and had a look. We drove for about a mile up a very bumpy track with more pot holes than the Roux brother's kitchen, at which point I was thinking about the possible long term vehicle damage that may occur should we go for it. We eventually found the place. It needed a lot of work and rubbish clearance but it had all the space we were looking for and I psyched myself up to the task. Also when we looked at the sat nav we discovered that the exit was just a couple of yards from the main road so no long track full of exhaust-wrenching divets! I finally managed to contact the agent on Tuesday and alas, They said "Which web site did you see it on? It's been reserved already for some time". Pah! Might have known it was too good to be true. Damn those buggers who don't update their sites! Never mind. We'll keep looking. I dream about having a garage etc. where I can load up the DJ Console hard drives without having to block off the front door and only fire exit in the process. Having enough space to keep a spare set of bass bins etc. and have an office space for both of us to set our desks up next to or opposite each other. Becks has been very good about it, Setting up her humble laptop on the dining room table with her printer underneath. The great thing about having an office of course is that it's seperate from the lounge so when you finished work you can go out of the room and concentrate on relaxing instead of constantly going back to the dreaded 'puter..
That being said; is it me or is TV barely worth watching these days? I've bought a freesat HD box but I've got to the stage where content aside, I can hardly tell the difference any more. Oh well, We'll soon have to sell the bloody lot and buy a 3D set up anyway. We'll all be sat round the living room with hideous glasses on all evening. Hmm... trendy 3d glasses. There's a growth market if ever I spotted one! Take heed entrepreneurs!
Well if you haven't already done so and you want somewhere to go out in the Chichester area, Please fill out my surveynow. You could win a meaty sized (storage) Ipod classic just for a one page questionnaire and the only writing you have to do is your email address. Deal or what?
Hi All. So busy right now so I'll keep it short. Has anyone out there bought a one-off fee 0800 number from Global communications? Guess what? I did. it was supposed to be mine for life too. I must admit, I had my suspicions as to how this kind of business model was sustainable. Well today I got an email and a text saying they had gone into administration - Surprise surprise! They offered to optimize my website some time back and gave me a discount because I'd already done so much myself. luckily I managed to get my money back on that one. The number company they were using offered to continue my 0800 number for a one off fee of £25.00 but then I looked at their divert to mobile charges and decided reluctantly to let them disconnect it. So if you ring it, I'm not out of business, I'm just keeping costs real! I'm back to my local 01242 554 590 number and of course the mobile which I always have with me (07976 409 141) which the landline is diverted to anyway, so if you're about to ring me you can save me some cash and just ring that.
The moral of the story is: If anyone offers you a deal which sounds too good to be true like the one above then, probably best to be skeptical and avoid re-painting all your vans and re-doing your stationary. That reminds me. I've got some work to do there. luckily most of us deejays aren't daft enough to have sign written vans or to translate: Hello Mr. burglar, please find lots of goodies in here....
Ok time for a giggle with some classic Yes minister:
