Cloud And Sun DJ Services Weekly Blog

Hi And Welcome to my regular blog. I will try and keep it humorous which may mean mildly colourful language at times. I hope you enjoy it and won't be offended. In order to protect the guilty; no Customers will be mentioned by name unless it's complementary and even then I may opt for anonymity. This is only because I wanted to impress you by putting in the word "anonymity."  If I can think of any other slightly more pointless and annoying rules, I will let you know in due course.


 

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  1. Big new sound and Bob Monkhouse

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    Hi all. I write to you this week on the cusp of the pinnacle of my entertainment career. Tomorrow I do a wedding gig in Worthing that promises to be a little bit different. For a start it's from about 2:20pm to 01:00 in the morning! Damn...That's long! They are also having several party games, the content of which I'm not at liberty to divulge right now as it's a suprise for the guests and family. Suffice to say, I will be debuting as a modern day Leslie Crowther/Bob Monkhouse Charactor and directing the whole thing so I'd better look sharp and smart for the thing. I've been over the details today and it looks like it will be a pretty good laugh. It's at times like this when you're glad to have a sense of humour and a damn fine Shure radio mic. 

    Anyhow, I recently bought another 1000watts of powered bass bins...sorry speakers and added them to the set up on Monday night... Full bass PA 2
    The straps are for health and safety or to put it another way, to keep them from falling on little Jeremy's head. Sod's law says I couldn't get black ones. I  would dye them but they're nylon so it ain't goin' to work. Maybe I'll just put the bins on the floor and the full range tops on poles like before...
    Well whatever! We're getting away from the point here...They were set up in a marquee at the Bailiffs Court Hotel and spa in Climping near me in Barnham and anyone who's ever gigged in a marquee knows that it's like an acoustic testing chamber..ie: dead. No reflection. Even worse than playing outside so you really need as much power as you can get. I still felt like I could have used more (DJ's are probably all guilty of this) but the customers said it sounded "awsome". Read the review here So I was going to sell the old ones but even though Becky and I live in a virtual music shop of a maisonette now, I don't think I can bear to let them go. They're just too handy for gigs like this. Not to mention I can't wait to try it all out in an actual building tomorrow as that will be the first time and it promises to be pretty amazing.

    Well today is election day and I'm going to try and stay up to watch the results coming in at around midnight. Some blokes like football and I don't mind the world cup in moderation, but really my football is politics, so this is the highlight of my 5 years!

    Hmm... let's see if I can find any election related comedy....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhaEcaYJLN8

    Have a great weekend and see you next time.

  2. Robotic break dancing guy

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    Hi all. Haven't got much to say this week except that I've bought some kicking new 1k bass bins that'll add extra punch to the show. And on Monday I'm doing a Marquee gig with my old .6k bins and the new ones combined to see if I can't beat that "dead sound soak up" that you get in a large tent. But you don't want to hear about that!

    Instead, check out this amazing video of a bloke who went on an American game show to win $25,000 dollars if he did the best lip sync to a song. I have to say, I don't know whether he won (although I suspect he did) but either way he's good!

    Check out his dancing and movements here.

    See you all next time and have a great bank holiday weekend.

    Mike.

  3. Glittering 10th anniversary blog!!

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    Well hello there again. 10 years in business as of this April 5th 2010. Yep that's right. It made it easier with the tax returns to start right on the button!

    I can still recall what I went out with to my first few gigs. An 'iccle musician's PA system and about 25 CD's. I did have a pro set of CD players (of the time) and it sure was difficult to beat mix when you could only launch in the next track/song on the first beat and then hope for the best, as control was fully relinquished from that point onward. I'm surprised at how well it went considering.

    I used to love having a fag whilst I was working and for some reason my frequency doubled during a gig. I'd come home having to plan each breath about 5 seconds before I took it, such was the asphyxiating effect. I eventually gave up for two years. Nothing happened. I didn't feel any better and then my smoking girlfriend Becky came along, so I thought what the hell? I'll never forget the look on the woman at Tescos face as I announced. "I want to take up smoking again so I need all the stuff" (papers, baccy, lighter but no filters - I'm not a poof you know. Not that there's anything wrong with poofery. See what I did there? Now everything's cool.).

    Back when I started in this business the guy who got the most work was the guy (flash git) who could afford the biggest advert in the local Yellow Pages. I recall one "big cheese" saying he paid something like 10 grand for a full page ad. The most I ever shelled out was around £500.00 and that used to pull in quite a steady flow when I was in Brighton and Hove. (bigger market see.. Would I want to live there again? Never! Damn ruddy traffic wardens and huge fixed penalties. Anyway. I was born in the country and you can park in the country without having to take a bus from the parking space to the gig). I used to have around 5 deejays covering work that I couldn't do and paying me commission. I don't really do that a lot now as I value my customers and my heart health. I recall one DJ who was working for me on the Saturday and I called him up for a Friday gig that came in that day. I called and called and called but got nowhere. I never did find out what happened to him. One other agent says he thinks the dude got sent to jail but I can't confirm that. Mind you, I always suspected he was a bit of a "funny" bugger. Covering his gig was a mad scramble at such late notice. Another DJ always wanted paying in cash as he didn't have a bank account. Christ I was so green in those days and I'm not talking ecological either (although I try to do my bit). Needless to say if I ever send anyone out again I'll check out their "use by" date first.

    I have though, had some great times over the years. I've backed comedians, strippers, magicians, sword juggling unicyclists and a Ricky Jervais lookalike who was so like the man I swear to god it may well have been Ricky Jervais. Not to mention Clint Eastwood. Though being Clint (fist full of dollars look), he naturally didn't do jokes. I once did a wedding where all the blokes stripped off and ladies and gentleman, that wasn't such a good one for me. Luckily I was behind them so I didn't have to experience the full glory.

    I've done some (quite a lot actually) wild gigs where it wouldn't have been out of place to see some dude swinging from the chandeliers naked. Actually that reminds me.. By the way, I did a gig once where the host was so unpopular that no one turned up at all. I have to say on balance though, given the choice, I'd prefer the former to the latter most every time.

    I did a gig once where they only wanted 50's and 60's music. I wouldn't have minded, but the songs were so short there was no time to go to the toilet!

    Well I suppose I'd better stop waffling on for another week. I'll just end by saying thank you so much to all my customers so far. All have been thoroughly nice folks. It's true. You get back what you give out. It's taken me ten years to well and truly confirm that, but I'm confirming it now. Be nice. Treat others as you would like to be treated yourself (unless you're a masochist) and you'll be happy and fulfilled or even filled-full of decent food with the resulting success.

    Take care and until next time enjoy some more classic comedy:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFTT4Ve8-BE