Cloud And Sun DJ Services Weekly Blog

Hi And Welcome to my regular blog. I will try and keep it humorous which may mean mildly colourful language at times. I hope you enjoy it and won't be offended. In order to protect the guilty; no Customers will be mentioned by name unless it's complementary and even then I may opt for anonymity. This is only because I wanted to impress you by putting in the word "anonymity."  If I can think of any other slightly more pointless and annoying rules, I will let you know in due course.


 

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  1. Just a quicky today. I just went to County hall in Chichester to have a photoshoot done for the only trading standards approved mobile DJ in Worthing or sussex for that matter! Lot's of poses were posed as expected and when I asked to look at the thumbnails on the photographer's camera I was a bit depressed, as it really appears to shows my age! I'm not hiding the fact that yes I am 45, but those flashes pick up on everything, especially on a bloomin' white background! Never mind, They should feature me in the magazine one day soon, so when they do, I'll scan it in and use it here for more shameless self promotion!

    Playing at Landsdown hotel in Hove tomorrow night. First wedding disco of the year and a 6 hour long one. The only thing that bothers me is that it's a noise limited room, so I am going to have to have one eye on the box on the far wall all 6 hours to make sure I don't cut the power out. That's a shame. I'd rather be fully concentrating on everything else, like reading the crowd, choosing great tracks, mixing etc. Oh well, rough with the smooth eh?

    Just included a link to my facebook page on my home page, as various customers have sought me out and requested to be friends. I must say I'm flattered, but it's not a commercial page, so it comes complete with the odd swear word where I get passionate now and then. People, you have been warned...

     

    Have a great week and See you soon

     

    Mike

  2. Hi allI was in Worthing library last week satisfying my thirst for knowledge and I came accross this book just before kicking out time: How to DJ properly by Frank Broughton and Bill Brewster. "Hmm" I thought. "Probbably not much I need to learn from that after 12 years of doing it" However, Curiosity got the better of me and I opened it up. I'm glad I did. True enough, After 12 years of mobile deejaying, there wasn't much I haven't done, but the book was so well written and downright funny. Not only that, it's nice sometimes to get a cold evaluation of what you do and why it's valuable to the end user. So here is the opening part of the first chapter entitled:

    The craft.

    Dj's track down greatness in music and squeeze it together, like a master chef who picks one perfect cherry from each tree to make his pie, a DJ condenses all the work and talent into a single concentrated performance. DJ's bring all the right things together. That's why we like them so much.

    And they make it to measure. None of this off-the-peg, one-size-fits-all rubbish; when you hear a DJ play, you're getting a unique performance, exactly suited to the moment. Proper DJs don't just trot out a load of nice tunes, they think carefully about the time, the place and the poeple in front of them and choose something that's perfect.

    This is the real skill of Djing and it doesn't come easily. Knowing music, finding music, understanding music is something that takes years. And once you've started there's no end. The real work of a DJ happens behind the scenes. Playing records is rarely hard work, but doing the research and amassing the knowledge to do it well is a full time job.

    The other great task ahead of you is to learn about people. You know your own musical tastes; now you have to understand everyone else's. Not only that, but you must learn about their feelings - what makes them laugh and smile and dance and go crazy. Again, this takes time and experience. Your brain must record and tabulate the wildly different emotions the music can generate. A greet librarian knows which shelves the raunchiest, most revolutionary books are on; a great guitarist knows where all the good notes live. A great DJ knows which records make people lose themselves.

    A musician, however legendary, is trapped by the limitaions of their instrument. But as a DJ you have the entire history of recorded sound to play with. Unlike a band, forced to plough through your back catalogue (again) through bad amplifiiers, you can choose from every artist, every track, every remix ever made and you can deliver them with clear, crisp studio perfection. You might pick just one track from an artists entire career, drive the crowd wild and dissmiss everything else in their repotoir as pointless. We don't doubt that the skill of the average musician is greater than that of the average DJ, but doubtless the DJ controls more musical power than the musician ever did.

    As a DJ you become the focus for all the greatness in the music you play. All the emotional force, the lyrical, spiritual impact of your records gets reflected back to you - even if you're tired and slightly shitfaced and keen to see the end of the night. Track down some good tunes, patchwork them together and people act as if you've made all the music from scratch. It becomes truly your performance. "Curses" say the worlds rock stars. "Heres my room number" says the DJ.

    Added to this is the jobs enviable cultural clout. The DJ is the taste maker, the discoverer, the champion of the new sound or scene. No musical movement can spread it's wings too far without the DJs approval. people write endless books about how Muddy Waters, The Beatles and Bob Dylan changed music. The truth is, they wouldn't have effected much beyond their own back yards without DJs playing their records. (edited)  Most new styles win through by the DJ trying to keep hold of the dance floor. His high maintainance lover.....

     

    And so it goes on: with quotes from famous DJs on every page like this one on mixing out of a great track too quick from DJ Kool Herc (no, me neither) "I'm dancing with this girl, trying to get my shit off but the DJ's fucking my groove up. The whole party'd be like "Yaah what the fuck is that...? Why you took the record of there? That shit was about to explode. I was about to bust a nut." Obviously a man not known for holding back on his Critique..

    Another great quote from the authors on going live from practicing: "Bedroom DJing is a lot like masturbation: There's no risk of upsetting your audience, but there's no one to cheer and scream when you get it right. So what's it like playing for a crowd for the first time? Well immagine you've been given the chance to have sex with loads of people when up until now you've been locked away in your room wanking away on your own."

    Another one about building your set through the night: "Make sure whichever shape you go for, its a ride through the Himalayas and not a coach trip accross the Netherlands"

     

    Nice to read about what you tought yourself to do all those years ago and realise that you've basically through hard won experience, got it right. DId I learn anything? Well sort of. I've been meaning to try out Harmonic mixing for ages and this book explains it in more detail than I knew from being an ex musician. Let's just see if the software that I've been using will finish the job of analysing the key of around 12 000 songs..

     

    Have a great week,

     

    Mike

     


  3. Well, Here we go again. In my 12th year of business. Looks like being the most challenging one yet. I thought this Christmas was quiet, but in reality, when I did the accounts, it turned out to be a little bit better than last year and a little bit worse than the one before so I'd say average on the whole. I've decided to freeze the wedding price for the third year running. We'll see how that pans out. Already have quite a few bookings for this year but can always take more.

    If you're looking for a wedding DJ with experience who can also DJ for all other types of party too, then please read my reviews from real poeple who have seen me in action. 

    Wow! what a week. on Thursday I cought the most horrendous cold...Worse than anything I've had in recent times. The thing I hate is that once you get that familiar feeling on the back of your nose, you know that you're basically screwed and all you can do is inflict as much damage limitation as possible. So as I had a gig this Saturday and I hate being ill, that's what I did. I hammered it with everything I could think of. Tonnes of vitamin C powder, A clove of raw garlic every morning and evening. Ginger root, Elderberry capsuls, Honey, Multi vitamin IM90 (immune vitamin casules). This was working, but it was a strong one, so I ended up supplimenting that with an asma (probably spelt wrongly) inhaler and some of that nose unblocker squirty stuff. Well that was Thursday and it's now Sunday. I've done the gig. Got great praise from the customer (hello Jill!) and the cold has almost gone. I can taste again and I don't need the two drugs mentioned. I was talking to a girl the other day who'd had a cold for some three weeks and couldn't shake it off. Perhaps I should give her this anacdote when I see her again.

    Also on Thursday my vacuum pump for the brakes went on the van. As if a cold isn't bad enough, I have to deal with a breakdown too. Well thanks loads to dave at Automedics Worthing for fitting me into his already tight workload and sorting it out!

    Well to help you through to the end of the most depressing month of the year I have re-invoked my comedy links for you to follow.

    Check out this clip from Mock the week in 2009 and recall how completely un-pc Frankie boyle was before he mysteriously dissappeared from the programme at some point. Warning. Not for Children. Bad language a plenty!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Bl_p32TOyY&feature=g-vrec&context=G26502eeRVAAAAAAAAAg