Cloud And Sun DJ Services Weekly Blog

Hi And Welcome to my regular blog. I will try and keep it humorous which may mean mildly colourful language at times. I hope you enjoy it and won't be offended. In order to protect the guilty; no Customers will be mentioned by name unless it's complementary and even then I may opt for anonymity. This is only because I wanted to impress you by putting in the word "anonymity."  If I can think of any other slightly more pointless and annoying rules, I will let you know in due course.


 

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  1. Well hello there. I was at home most of the day yesterday and well...I was on my laptop from around midday to 9pm without stopping. I was researching how and what extra tweeks I could apply to get my site a little bit closer to the top of Google, since those are the guys that are getting the most phone calls and at this time of year, one thinks about that quite a bit really. Every year the recession seems to kick in a bit harder and you wonder just a little bit more how much worse it can get. 

    I began to feel a little bit nostalgic today, thinking about all the hoops I've jumped through on the marketing front of late, not least due to all the stuff I read yesterday.

    Let's see now: What does the modern small business need to promote themselves these days?

    Hmmm.... There's a facebook page to maintain. There's a twitter page to keep going. There's Google local, Google plus page, Linkedin, Pinterest, and now instagram. Oh and let us not forget; after all that you have your own actual site to maintain, update and keep interesting. 

    I'm starting to think back to the old days - You know the year 2000 to say 2003, when all you had to do was pay Yellow pages a kings bloody ransom and some geeky arty mate to design your adbox (under your strict supervision of course) and you could rely on your phone to ring all year, thus leaving you to indulge in the thing that you were good at and actually had a passion for: you know - Your business!

    I just had a message from facebook today saying that I could do with putting some more up to date content on my facebook DJ page. Ha! How much can you actually say about deejaying to your public? I mean we can witter on (that's witter not twitter) for hours on forum sites between ourselves, talking shop, but what more is there to say to potential and current customers? Here I am. I'm really good at what I do because I love it and my testimonials confirm this. Well, where does one go from there?

    This is why I write about completely irrelevant subjects on my blog. It isn't just because I'm a rebel and I don't give a crap for for business blog etiquette. This is of course completely true, but the point being there just isn't that much to say about deejaying really is there?  But there's plenty to say about my life like: Should I write to my MP about BT Openreach? When I moved in here at the beginning of January my phone company said I can't have a phone line until February 21st as there is a Christmas back log with said company. Christmas backlog my arse! One company in charge of line installations in the whole country? Is it any wonder they give you a line when they feel like it? I bet BT customers don't have to wait that long do they? Oh no. No conflict of interest there is there? That's what you get when there's no competition. A bit like Railtrack and look what they've achieved since inception. Then there's the maintainance guy for my flat/house - I can't decide what to call it - It's too small for a house, but it's on two floors and looks like one. Anyway, all this guy has to do is replace a switch on a storage heater and one month and 6 days later he's still telling me he's working on getting hold of a suitable one to fit. What? I've had stuff delivered from China twice since then. Where's it coming from?  Jupiter? The outer moons of the Andromeda galaxy? Chipping Sodbury?

    Anyway, I digress. If you or anyone you know feels that there is some vital piece of information that you need to know about hiring a mobile dj that isn't covered on my site, please get in touch and I'll be happy to pad it out in another blog/facebook post/twitter etc. soon - But of course i won't just copy and paste it to each site - NOOO. Google will have my nuts on a kabab if I do that!

    Take care for now,

    Mike

     

     

     

  2. Hi All.

    Well here we go. 2013 is well and truly under way. The diary is starting to fill up steadily now that folks have gotten over Christmas so the paperwork is moving again. Ive been updating my listings so it should be even easier to find me now.

    I'm living right in the middle of Littlehampton so it feels like I'm really working away alongside every other business in town. A strange sense of camaraderie with poeple I don't really know.. A bit different to sitting at the desk in a flat in a residential street somewhere. Seems like I've got the best of both worlds now. It's a long time since I've been able to pop outside the front door and be right in the town centre. Run out of staples? No problem. Need a pasty?/toilet cleaner? (those two aren't connected) Don't even need to turn off the TV. Ive got Sainsburies and Waitrose within 100 yards! I'm starting to go all cosmopolitan, buying only what I need to eat for a day or two. Safe in the knowledge that I'll just miss supermarket closing time by one last minute for that all important dinner food purchase. Oh well never mind. there's still the fish and chip shop 50 yards away for dire emergencies..

    The only trouble with this time of year is it's so quiet. I can't wait to get down and dirty on the decks and get those asses shaking again! Worse than usual since I took my "sabatical" last year. I should have more going on now in your usual year. Aaah well. that's what you get for helping others for four months. Can't say I regret that part. But I'm back for good as Gary barlow would say. 

    Here's an interesting and quick observation as I sit here at my keyboard:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23p-_BfzPLI

     

    And here's some traditional comedy as is the tradition here:

    http://www.youtube.com/user/OptimumReleasing?v=vuggaNcccvI

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    Hi all. Nothing much to say about discos right now but I saw this and thought you'd like it:

    PS. Lots of great looking films out this year. Can't wait!

    Happy new year!

    Knowledge gained from the movies

    Postby Skippy » 28 Dec 2012 13:15

    1) During all police investigations, it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.

    2) All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread.

    3) The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.

    4) Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments.

    5) When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your bedroom still still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.
    All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets that reach up to the armpit level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her.

    6) Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don't worry which wire to cut. You will always choose the right one.

    7) It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts-your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.

    A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.